About the author
I live in Midland, Texas. I have five kids. But I'm no mini-van driving soccer mom. I'm a foul-mouthed, razor-tongued fashionista who occaisionally steps off her throne in a t-shirt & jeans to mingle with the little people. I'm a promoter of peace, but I will break it down for your punk ass. The flip side of my dual personality adores my husband & kids. Even if they do drive me to drink. Alot.